Oscars

I'd like to thank the academy for making my life more complicated – but probably more fun, too.
 
First and foremost, the annual Oscars show is a TV show. Its ratings are off. Hollywood always struggles between art and commerce, and the Oscars are supposed to be for the best efforts of the year. Fair enough, but maybe more people would tune in if some of the movies in the running were at least, you know, movies that people actually went to see.