jokes

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 55."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

After posting on the Examiner blogs for months and months, Mminnoe is finally sick of the lack of respect and the boneheads he regularly encounters here. He packs up his belongings and pitches a tent way out in the country, as far from the Internets and the Examiner Blogs as possible.

After a couple of months of total isolation, as he's finishing his umpteenth can of pork and beans, he hears someone approaching his tent. He steps out and there is a big, bearded country boy standing there.

Seattle WA - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Seattle
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When