Answered Prayer. Our pastor

Answered Prayer.
 
Our pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers.
 
A lady in our congregation stood and walked to the podium. "I have a
praise," she said. "Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible
bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating, and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
 
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, Jim was
unable to hold me or the children, and every move caused him terrible
pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation.  They
were able to piece together the crushed remnants and wrap wire around
his scrotum to hold it in.
 
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim
is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum
should recover completely."
 
All the men sighed with relief.
 
Our pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to
say.
 
A man rose and walked to the podium. "I'm Jim," he said, "and I just
want to tell my wife, the word is sternum."