One day God was looking down at Earth

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the
> > rascally behavior that was going on.
> > So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth
> > for a time.
> >
> > When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on
> > Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
> >
> > God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better
> > send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
> >
> > So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a
> > time.
> >
> > When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes,
> > it's true.
> > The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are
> > being good.'
> >
> > God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that
> > were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give
> > them a little something to help them keep going..
> >
> > Do you know what the e-mail said?
> >
> > Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one
> > either.

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