Sunday Funny

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar.
 
 
                       He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
 
                        Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but the Canadian just shrugs. "That's about average up North, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
 
 
                        Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of, "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
 
 
                       Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.
 
 
                       The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you ? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you ..... so how much does he weigh now ?"
 
 
                        The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
 
 
                        The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened ? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
 
 
                        The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson Canadian, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumsized!" 

 

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A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun.  Blonde Men do exist