Sunday Funny

A cowboy  appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have  you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter  asked.
 
'Well, I can think of one  thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On  a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,  who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't  listen.
So,  I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in  his face ...
Kicked  his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the  ground.
I  yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of  you!'
 
St. Peter was impressed, 'When  did this happen?'
 
'Just a couple of minutes  ago...'