Sunday Funny

                       
HO WHITE & the seven dwarves.........
 
( Newser) – Once upon a time an Aussie ale company ad turned Snow White into "Ho White," and made Disney officials as angry as wicked witches. The not-so-virginal disheveled beauty blows smoke rings in bed with her little naked buddies including Filthy, Smarmy and Randy in the controversial ad for Jamieson's Raspberry Ale. The tagline on the art that ran online and in liquor stores reads: "Anything but sweet." The ad's internet site disappeared after Ho White's creators had "some contact" with Disney, said a spokesman.
 
—Mary Papenfuss
Sources: Daily Telegraph (Australia), Sky News

      shine on........SHINE on harvest moon.....UP IN THE SKY...............lol.........here's to you........my moon up in your eye................

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.
The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.
"It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."
Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 meters, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.
The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescues services were called in, causing rail services between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.
The man -- unharmed except for cuts and bruises -- now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and may face sizeable a compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.
"He was full of remorse when I talked to him," the spokesman said. "And he advised others not to try the same thing."
(Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Louise Ireland)
 

Cops: 300-lb man in dress tries to steal rum, cola

1 hr 22 mins ago

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – Police said a person believed to be a man disguised as a woman in a black dress tried to steal a bottle of rum and cola drinks from a local drug store. The store's loss prevention officer unsuccessfully tried to stop the person, who is described as about 20 years old, 6-foot-3-inches tall and weighing 300 pounds.
Police said the person handed the rum back to the store employee, threw the drinks on the ground and fled after trying to bite the employee when the worker tried to restrain him.
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Information from: Argus Leader, http://www.argusleader.com
 

.......oh why not?..........here's a thursday funny...........the guy in the story might want to reign in his pot use just a bit ...........ROFLMAO..............from Yahoo "Odd News"..........
 
 

LEBANON, Pa. – Police in central Pennsylvania say they've nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.
Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez's forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.
Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs.
 

Rectum Deodorant

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry”, says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any”
‘But I always buy it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist
“YES”, said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, “TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iM4QOflsV0
 
                    WHERE'S THE S.S. MINNOW ?
 
lost at sea?
 
                                                                on a three hour tour?
 
eating coconut pies with Ginger & Mary Ann?
 
                                                                             http://www.blinkx.com/video/gilligan-island-theme/2gai6DW3AYHGHvVDqaYmJg
 
                                                                                                                                 

..........this is a disaster waiting to happen..........a groping extravaganza for the Japanese tourists........a politician/ intern 's dream................Letterman is planning a "feel trip" for his staff................Pee Wee Hermann is planning to visit................what will they think of next?................
 
                 ( Newser) – The Tate Modern's latest installation is an enormous steel container—100 feet long, 43 feet high, and 30 feet wide—that envelops visitors in total darkness upon entering. How It Is, by Polish artist Miroslaw Balka, is lined with a suede-like material that is 10 times darker than black paint. Named after a Samuel Beckett novel, the piece should be seen as being about everything and nothing, Balka says.
Balka himself uses the work as a space for quiet contemplation and says he hopes others will do the say. Upon entering the completed structure, after working on it for a year, the artist simply said: "Whoa. It works," the Guardian reports. Flashlight-wielding attendant will be making the rounds to make sure museumgoers don't run into any trouble in the darkness.
 
—Nick McMaster
Source: Guardian (UK)

......this is really a Monday Funny........I awoke this morning at 5 :15am to Kris Ketz.........doing a story on a panhandler...........mid interview as I groggily watched.............the man seemed lucent enough.......then I made out the words "48 beers a day"..................and Kris Ketz said "48 beers a day?"...............the man said "yeah ,  that's two every hour for 24 hours"............interviewer says "that means you dont sleep?"..........and the panhandler says "well , you have to compensate for time slept"...............then he held up a tall boy he was drinking right outside the door of the establishment.....in a paper bag...................then as the story ended  , the camera panned wide and showed a shot of the panhandler holding a cardboard sign...................a sign that said  ...........................................
                                                                         WHY LIE?
                                                                      I NEED BEER
 
.................at a buck or so per beer?.............help me do the math here..................assuming $50 a day isn't that unbelievable.........I've talked to panhandlers before that claimed to make $35 -$75 a day regularly.........12 - 18 hours at  $3 - $4 an hour and "you're THERE"............meanwhile you're throwin back a cold one every half hour..........that's about  $16,800 a year for beer.............I wonder if I stood outside today with a sign if I could get some donations...............................................
 
                                                                     WHY LIE?
                                                                I NEED A CRUISE

Ha-ha!  Good one!