This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve,
announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He
explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him
more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Sol Epstein, who owns a couple of Toyota and Lexus dealerships
in the city stands up and proclaims: 'If the Rabbi stays, I will provide
him with a new Lexus every year and his wife with a Toyota Sienna to
transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation , and applauds.

Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands
and says: If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
education of all his children!!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If
the Rabbi stays, I will give him sex!'

There is total silence. The Rabbi, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs.
Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding
his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
"Screw the Rabbi!''.