My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

And so it does...

I coundn't get the picture to post, but it is a large elephant with caption under it
A FRICAN ELEPHANT...

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.