OMG, OMG, ALIENS AND SPACESHIPS BURIED IN SUGAR CREEK!

Submitted by Laharl on July 7, 2009 - 4:31pm

Bridge closing reported by the Examiner, in Sugar Creek, let us have some investigative reporting.  Is the foul smell  the buried spaceships and aliens?  What are the aliens names? Where are they from (what galaxy?), How did they get there?  How can you cover it up when CNN was there?

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Hey dragonlady…why are you so much sure about where they from? They can be from Uranus or maybe they have travelled a long distance….they were from Andromeda galaxy. I also can’t find the reason of their landing in sugar creek...There must be some reasons… ask them!

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Submitted by saroncarson on September 12, 2009 - 1:18am.

.....trying to remind us how much fun you were Laharl / Bard Song / LMF?.............ROFL.........c'mon back .......I dare you.......but be prepared for the fallout from your "television show".........crushed any dreams lately?.............

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on September 12, 2009 - 6:36am.

Eldoggg, We all know she'll be back, it's just a matter of as who and when. And we all know from the final scene in Dirty Dancing what Patrick Swayse said "nobody keeps baby in the corner"

Submitted by dshrout on September 12, 2009 - 9:03am.

.....as much as I hate to say this?.........I'd rather have her come back and "take her licks"............give her side of the story............than come around in a way that is so much her MO..........the cowardly "slink & lurk".........or trying once AGAIN to trick us with a new identity.....which NEVER works..........and never will...............just "cowboy up" and meet the situation "head on" for a change...............it's obvious that she 's gonna try and "reincarnate"...............but if she has to do that?.........maybe she can pick a a shorter name this time.............. so it doesn't take so dang long to type her name all the time............ROFL.................

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on September 12, 2009 - 4:28pm.

Hey dragonlady…why are you so much sure about where they from? They can be from Uranus or maybe they have travelled a long distance….they were from Andromeda galaxy. I also can’t find the reason of their landing in sugar creek...There must be some reasons… ask them! CFDs and spread betting

Submitted by beckwoodpress3 on July 26, 2009 - 12:15am.

Welcome beckwoodpress3! 
 
It was a joke, that was my point of all places in Missouri why Sugar Creek, I was simply having fun!  I think you might have misread my post, but that is okay!!!!!  I just happen to be reading through some old post and just saw this one!!! LAHARL, is the one that posted this, I was simply messing with him and having fun!

Submitted by dragonlady on July 26, 2009 - 5:34pm.

OOHH!  I've been probed by Aliens???  That is why we have migraines, Seriously????  Can we find out where they landed????  They came from Neptune or Pluto I bet, maybe even Mars or a black hole!  The fact they landed in Sugar Creek is kind of odd, but I'll take it and approach "WE ARE FRIENDLY IN INDEPENDENCE, DO BE AFRAID!" 

Submitted by dragonlady on July 9, 2009 - 1:38pm.

.......like a moth to the flame.....like a reverand to the memorial.......like a fly to the dung........like a dog 's tongue to his  ***.............ROFL..............THE ALIENS WERE DRAWN TO SUGAR CREEK.................................
...............................BECAUSE OF THE..............................................SMELL........................................ 
 

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 2:04pm.

I'll will come to pass eldoggg, you will think your dreaming, but your gonna be abducted, along with the dog, but returned safety by morning, with no memory.  Yes like a moth to the fire, you will return each night.  Again with no memory, but if you look at your toes they will change and you will know the truth.  You will be enlightened! Live Long and Prosper!

Submitted by Laharl on July 9, 2009 - 2:10pm.

.........if you want to experience "vivid dreaming".........not quite lucid but with high recall ability.....with increased REM............with deep stage inducement........try taking melatonin at night........if you're over 40?......your body  is losing it's ability to produce this hormone in levels in which it has........... declining with each year......there are detractors.........if your prostate is good.......read about it......I have used it for years.........and I dream every night and remember most of them the next day......my fave is with Jennifer Aniston........ROFL..........it's wierd how people from 35 years ago just show up for cameo appearances........hilarious really.........I   had a giant thermostat removed from my car by a mechanic in my dream......maybe this was an alien working on the mother ship............

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 2:18pm.

FUNNY i dreamed your mechanic removed "my" thermostate?
said he could get a great deal on used kidney?
belonged to lttle old kady, only got drunk on sunday's .....

Submitted by mminnoe on July 9, 2009 - 2:47pm.

.........youknow how they have  "parts cars?".............out behind the shed.......by the still?...........lol..........I need a "parts body".............but THAT'S another "firestorm".........do we dare one day?............unfortunately there are "souls" involved......but  there is research where they are trying to duplicate and grow organs from cells......like a farm..........I would like to trade my "case" in for a "six pack".........ROFL............

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 3:00pm.

there is a movie U gotta see...
its sort of a chick flick but good along these lines...
"Return to me"
U know about Netflicks?

Submitted by mminnoe on July 9, 2009 - 3:33pm.

.......I had Netflix and Blockbuster equivilant........didn't care for Netflix becasue of movie selection......and current new releases..........inferior to Blockbuster....then?.........I had trouble even finding movies at Blockbuster that were any good......I used to go the movies at least 4 times a month......and rent another 4-6 movies a week......I've seen about evrything that I like ..... afew times........and "Hollywood" has really been deficient to me the last few years in their qulaity........copycat sequels.......I don't care for Batman , Spiderman , Hulk movies that much.............I watch releases on the computer sometimes...........there's a million sites...........and alot of older movies......for free............"Return to me?"........maybe I'll look it up..........my friend buys tons of movies to resell......he give them to me........to watch for the TENTH time............I've watched the "Seinfelds" so many times I can write the scripts.............I liked the instant movie deal for the computer on Netflix but the selection was VERY limited........the mechanics of Netflix worked quite well.......they really put pressure on the industry and was a God send for  "shut ins" as  well........YOU?.....on the other hand?.......don't mind taking your life in your own hands and making the "Louis & Clark" expedition through wild Indian terrrtory.......down 23rd street...............ROFL.............WITHOUT..............a helmet.....................oy vey.........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 3:55pm.

but see some one kills me, they'er doin me a favior,,,lol

Submitted by mminnoe on July 9, 2009 - 4:00pm.

.........you know?.........I've had that SAME attitude for the last few years.......anytime I got the "artificial sweetner" speech....or "red meat" speech.......or " whateevr..........."tornado threat"..........I said "bring it on baby"........life can be tough.......no pity party here  for me........."don't cry for me Argentina".........ROFL..........I've  had  an easy life compared to most of the world.......and I know "how the story ends"..............I joke sometimes......"how do we know that Earth isn't anohter planet's hell?............the REAL "Emerald City".............streets of gold and walls of precious stone............no more suffering and no more pain.........that ought to light'em up out there.......

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 4:35pm.

I keep an emergancy bottle of Jim Beam for the day they say the Nuckes are on there way. get a glass go out on portch and wait for the blaze.... should be great...

Submitted by mminnoe on July 9, 2009 - 4:53pm.

.........I have faith that Obama's negotiation skills and "popularity rating" in Europe will keep us "snug as a bug in a rug"...........unless Pyongyang starts playing "ping pong"..........and you and civil have ASSURED me that there is nothing to worry about..........ROFL.........that psychopath..........nobdy even answerd my post about North Korea and the cyber attack they did on South Korea and the U.S..........so I guess I'll just wait.......I know  where I can get a last minute drink if I need one...........do you have TWO shot glasses?............my friend buys and sells those too ocassionally......maybe I'll try to find us a couple "Chernobyl" shot glasss.......

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 5:06pm.

U no, red wine is good for U??????????

Submitted by mminnoe on July 10, 2009 - 2:18pm.

.......I could write a paper on flavanoids ,resveratrol ........heart studies........the cheap wine that's good ....as per ...."the Wall Street Journal"....... ha ha ha.......my friedn in Atlanta had a multiple bypass 5 years ago.......I joke with him quite a bit......these days I limit myself to  beers one night a week or every two weeks.......when I practice music mainly........watch ing my weight and blood sugar as well as triglycerides.........I like Zinfadel if I'm drinking wine..........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 10, 2009 - 2:32pm.

ever try Fosters ?
it;s austrialin for beer mate.....
very good

Submitted by mminnoe on July 10, 2009 - 3:36pm.

.......a giant ice cold  Fosters sounds good RIGHT now......tonight's band practice.....so.....hoo ahh..........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 10, 2009 - 3:38pm.

I honestly would prefer Warsteiners, but for a 12 pack it is $15 or so.  I have expensive taste in beer pretty much anything german I will drink.  Now, that being said if I cannot afford german I go for Bud or Bud Light maybe a Busch.  What do you do for a living Eldoggg?

Submitted by dragonlady on July 11, 2009 - 9:15am.

........ 25 years in sales.........2 years warehouse mgr.............5 years exterior remodeling...........now?.........ROFL.........a sabbatical...........Germans make good cars and GREAT  beer.........agree with you there........most of the time an ice cold Bud works for me........no light beer please.....if I want water ?.......I'll get it out of the tap............you DO know that the alcohol % is a maximum.....not a minimum.......as many people think.........Bud seems to be more consistent there.....and we kNOW the Germans make sure they're not serving up H20...........but alot of these cheap beers?............ROFL.......

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 11, 2009 - 11:42am.

MGD is pretty good.....

Submitted by mminnoe on July 11, 2009 - 12:23pm.

.......I went through a MGD phase.........we did "the champagne of beers " LAST night..........ROFL..........when you get right down to it?.............there  isn't ANY beer that I would REFUSE to drink if it were ALL that is available.....as long as it's COLD........no lukewarm "euro ale' for me..........but if it's being purchased?.........there are distinctions to be made.............we drank Bud  , Miller , and Coors in highschool and college.......some "Olympian Beer" once in awhile........we had a customer one time that had fridge full of "Schmidts" beer.......in bottles with return deposits.....i think he gave $4 a case for it........in the mid 80s.....and it was cold........and pretty darn good......but I've never seen it around.............

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 11, 2009 - 12:29pm.

Mickey's is good the little barrels..
drank a lot of Oly, & PBR...
U know a warm beer and tomatoe juice is about best hang over fix???
if u can keep it down.......

Submitted by mminnoe on July 11, 2009 - 4:30pm.

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eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 3:01pm.

eldoggg, Have you ever read Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity E=MC2 Speed of Light?

Submitted by Laharl on July 9, 2009 - 2:26pm.

........I try to read stuff that will enrich  MY mind.....you know.......the more sophisticated stuff...........lol.........I watched a special on it ....Discovery Channel or History Channel or something.......very interesting stuff........if you look at how far technology has come in the last 50 years..........then the last 100 years........and think about the NEXT 50 years?.............IF we're all still here.......it's gonna be amazing...........even another 30 years if I last.......it's arrogant to assume that we're the oNLY life forms in this oNE galaxy..........and there is SO much that  HASN'T been discoverd by us.......if you would have told somebody 150 years ago that a band could play instruments in New York.......and that people in California could hear them......through invisible waves in the air that  could be saved on an object......to listen to at your convenience later?...............well..........you'd be seeing the world from a little cell in a nice outfit that engulfed you like a mummy........then there's TV......microwave ovens.....(I hear Dire Straights)..........Jets that go 2400mph....rockets that go to the moon........I still am amazed at how computers work.......pages changing but clicking on icons that take you immediatley to info somewhere  else in the world.........so to rule out time travel?...............travel to or from other planets?..........galaxies?..........far.........far.......away?...................

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on July 9, 2009 - 2:38pm.