Just for fun, we've translated pattiharris' latest brainless rant to piglatin.
Let's see if our blind taste testers can tell the difference!
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Joker
I loved how you reacted with the whole dog mauling thing and actually I agree with you!!!
I personally don't agree that you are making fun of anyone, you are just like everyone else on this blog and that is you want to put your two cents in.
~Life is too short for idiotic behavior!
the real story is....
the guy dressin up in a dress and stealing meat???
I mean are we talking kielbasa, rump roasts, tongue ?
you can't just let that slide by...
Serious Freudian implications
Whoa, there's serious freudian implications if it's a guy in drag swiping kielbasa . . .
Don't know if we oughta go there.
Then again, it did seem like pattihairbrain focused on the guy in a dress quite a bit. Maybe that's the root of her anger!
try taking all this wasted
try taking all this wasted time and energy, get a job and do something positive with your life instead of making fun of others. maybe you should run for city council.
Naw
Too many idiots on the city council.
As for "making fun", no fun intended. She's stupid to the point of being dangerous.
Read her garbage post. She's upset because a guy who just about died after being mauled by pit bulls received a $7.25 million award from a judge - money he'll probably never see.
To listen to her, you'd think he ran after the dogs and made them maul him.
U R
very disturbed man with way too much spare time...
good pig laten job, now the Pdog will kill U ...
glad UR back....
You're bad
LOL.... I have no clue what is says and I am not afraid to say that!! I do have a question for you- why in creation did you do an entire paragraph in piglatin? I never was good at it, especially when I'm sick.... It is funny though, I did get a few of the words still working on the rest, LOL...
~Life is too short for idiotic behavior!