........breaking news...........END TO AFGHAN WAR EMINENT..............

Submitted by eldoggg on October 29, 2009 - 2:18pm

.....a little fish pushed a bottle with a note in it my way.........I opened it.......now I'm sharing the message with you...........
 
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) 

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today. 

2. There is no limit.. 

3. They taste just like chicken. 

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt . 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by
Friday.  

 

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 ...        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE    ......are those  turbans I see in the distance?............headed for the hills?............ROFLMDAO................

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on October 29, 2009 - 2:24pm.

How often do you have to replace the period key on your keyboard?
Just asking?

Submitted by llbillymartin on October 29, 2009 - 4:03pm.

Welcome back llbilymartin!  Nice to see you blogging with us again, and by the way we both do it if you pay attention....  Eldoggg just got me doing it more than what I did before he came on the blog....  Eldoggg, I wonder were you got that joke from, but in all reality I wish we could do that!  LOL....  I know a few hillbillies that would go over there and have no remorse for their actions.

Submitted by dragonlady on October 30, 2009 - 8:00am.

.......I told you ........a little fish brought me that joke..............it reminds me of Patrick Swayze's movie , "Next Of Kin"..........where  his brother Liam and the other hillbilly brothers reaped justice on the bad guys in the city.........with hunting bows and the like...........lol..........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on October 30, 2009 - 8:14am.

LOL......  I would love for someone to send me and my brothers over there to "finish" the war.........

Submitted by dragonlady on October 30, 2009 - 8:17am.

.........we could probably accomplish as much as we are now by opening brothels ,casinos , bars and opium dens over there................oh yeah..................we do MOST of that here..............

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on October 30, 2009 - 8:19am.

LOL..... TRUE......  Just imagine how we all could end the war if we went over there under these circumstances..

Submitted by dragonlady on October 30, 2009 - 8:30am.

........well after I killed my first keyboard............I bought the best wireless keyboard money could buy......and I'm very happy with it...........you have NO idea how many people inquire about the use of my ellipses..........to punctuate a sentence or a thought.....most people think only a  single period may be used to do that.........it would appear that THEY need to get out more............ROFLMDAO.........
 
Ellipsis (plural ellipses; from the Greek: ἔλλειψις, élleipsis, "omission") is a mark or series of marks that usually indicate an intentional omission of a word or a phrase from the original text. An ellipsis can also be used to indicate a pause in speech, an unfinished thought, or, at the end of a sentence, a trailing off into silence (aposiopesis) (apostrophe and elipsis mixed). The ellipsis calls for a slight pause in speech.
 
 
 .......btw..........welcome to our little blogosphere...............nobody has EVER accused ME of being succint......so you can only imagine my joy when I saw your posts............I had a friend tell me when I started blogging to "keep it  REAL short or they won't read it".........I said "but I have so much to say , how do I shorten it?"............. ha ha ha.............it's a genetic thing..........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on October 29, 2009 - 8:17pm.

Thanks for the explanation of the pauses in your typing.......... A lesson in creative writing.........been awhile since High School.......I needed that...........
It's not that I have a lot to say. Just a lot was needed to correct some very poor thought processes of a few individuals. Can't stand it when people speak without researching the topic.

Submitted by llbillymartin on November 2, 2009 - 8:30am.

.....it's OK to have a lot to say lbillymartin............usually if one tries to be laconic there are forthcoming questions........to my way of thinking , why not address those questions before they are raised?...........and then there IS that thing YOU mentioned.............ROFL.............."correcting the very poor thought processes of a few individuals"...............nice to meet you...........btw?.............I have a "fully automatic" period button..........so I just have to tap it lightly and I get 8 or 9 rounds out of it..................the "Al Capone" model............... ha ha ha........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on November 2, 2009 - 12:08pm.

And, in a strange coincidence, I learned yesterday that....
ellipsis = the secret password to security doors at the Miami Airport, according to the most-recent version of the Bond movie, "Casino Royale".

Submitted by DRaasch on October 30, 2009 - 3:02am.

......well now you know WHO I really am.............BOND....................JAMES BOND.............."shaken..........not stirred"...........

eldoggg

Submitted by eldoggg on October 30, 2009 - 8:08am.